Matt B- Gunnmouth

So Aja and I went down to my cousin's wedding last weekend. We rented a car and everything (NOTE: PT Cruisers are NICE!).

I went from looking like this...



To THIS...



The "Two Face" guy is my younger brother Tim.

Some wedding, eh??

Happy Halloween ya CREEPS!!

Yeah, I'm obsessed with Mii's.
I must have more...

GIVE them to me!!!

My friend code is

4679 1047 8886 0859

Anyone who responded with theirs in the last couple journals has already been added. You just gotta add me now.

WARNING: I will probably gang-rape you with a flood of Mii's...

Today was a cool day.

First off, Aja and I managed to find the ONE place in this damn city where they sell gummy colas, which taste GREAT after you leave them in the freezer.

Secondly, Aja and I were able to use those darn Spider Man scratch off tickets and a free WHOPPAH coupon to score loads of free food at Burger King. Hellz Yeah!

Thirdly, there were good deals on meat at the store today, and thus Aja and I were able to buy a weeks worth (if not more) of food with just $20.

Fourthly, Aja and I ran all over the place trying to save an injured lunar moth. The fucker was HUGE, with a wingspan about as wide as my hand (and Burt ha big hands). It was struggling to get off of the burning concrete in the store parking lot, so Aja and I snagged it, brought it into the car... stumbled all over the damn car as it fluttered around to escape our grasp (luckily we were not driving at the time), and drove it back to the park beside our house. Hopefully the little guy is okay...



And FINALLY, I was able to score that damn WISH BEAR sticker out of that Care Bear machine! I got Grumpy Bear last week, and I was hoping so bad that nobody would get the Wish Bear. They now reside on each side of my Wii... which makes my Wii pretty fruity... uh... ANYWAY

If anyone still has friend codes, lemme know. I would like to get Mii's of all my friends, if possible. I love them so...

It wasnt a REQUEST, people!!


GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING Wii FRIEND CODES!!!!!!!

Holy shit.

Aja and Mav bought me a Wii as a surprise gift the day after my birthday.

It rocks!

In fact, this journal entry was posted using the Wii browser.

Yeah, Aja and Mav rock... and they have indeed spoiled me.

In other news, Aja and I now have two more hermit crabs! The first one (Mav's birthday gift to Aja) we named Ashley. The two new ones are “Grumpy" and “Emperor Francisco de Cogliostro III"
They're all so very cute X3 though... it seems Ash is a bit sourvto have to share his room with these guys XD

Originally I had wanted to get two more' but wasn't sure 'cuz I wanted to use the money for somethin else. But when I heard they were the last two left, I couldn't bare to leave one of them alone ;0;

So yeah... hermit crabbies rock... and so do girlfriends and roommates...

Today Matt Burt birthday. Matt Burt no do SHIT on birthday except for eat & sleep. Everything else eat fat dick.

Happy 24th birthday to my baby, Aja~

Also, happy birthday to Nitro and Wolf Kidd... who both share the same birthday.

Isn't that VEIRD???

*Dusts off his LJ*


A lot of crazy stuff's been happening...

It's a lot, andn I don't feel like typing it all right now.

So I'll tel you later!! HAHA!!

You are bad ass. You are so awesomely bad ass, your friends should just give up whatever the hell they're doing and become your slaves, because that would be more important than the lame career choices they chose. You have a red bar, a green bar, a yellow bar and a purple bar, but those are of little importance because you are indeed the muthafuckin' MAN. When you cry, your tears turn to diamonds. Your smile makes flowers grow and women fall on their knees. The only reason the world turns is because all the other stars in the galaxy want to look at you. Who needs personality when you are so frickin' PIMP?

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So I took one of those tests. I agree with the results wholeheartedly. You'll notice that the"compare yourself" button does not work, and that's cuz there's NO possible way to compare yourself to the Matt Burt.


Been working on finally finishing up my portfolio. Things have been quiet and uneventful. Most of the time I find myself alone with nobody to talk to.


...which forces me to have nothing but artwork to do...


If things work out right, I'll be getting a job... and possibly moving...... again....

I dunno why I post here. But hey, maybe someone out there gives a shit, so here ya go!

CRUISE

The cruise was fun, but hectic. Lots of stuff happened, but if you wanna know the details, ask.

MOVING

Moving out of Pittsburgh SUCKED. The end.

MFM

Had fun at MFM. Got a lot of art done. Didn't make that much money. Some people were cool, others can go fuck themselves.

ATLANTA

Where I am now. Got a lot of work to do. Will try to get an interview at Cartoon Network. Hope that works out.

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This is sung to that "Abba Dabba" song....sorta


*ahem*


~"Drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama"
Said the monkey to the net
~"Drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama"
Said the website to the chimp

All night long they were typing away
Getting pissed over shit that was gay
Bitching and huffing in their emo angsty wayyyyyyyyyy

~"Drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama"
Typed the monkey on LJ
~"Drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama-drama"
Monkeys friends kissed ass all day

Instead of reasoning, they started a war
Best of friends they were nevermore
Won't someone kick the drama out the doooooooooor


Thank you~ Thank you~ I'm here all night, folks!

I wrote this because I'm hot and sexy.

Chocolate Labia!!

Poop.

So I was sooooo caught up in my Anthrocon work that I forgot to register for Anime Weekend Atlanta's Artist Alley


Now they're closed.


Anyone wanna share a table.....? I condensed my stuff now to three books.

They say that opportunity knocks once in a while
And you gotta let him in and give him a smile
But I've been staying awake all alone in the night
Cuz I'm trying to catch up with all this life

It moves so fucking fast and I only wish
That I could make it last, but am I too slow or too dumb or
Am I just not good enough-- don't think that way
But isn't it fun how the time sure flies and I am
Always irritated by new things am I
Jealous or just bitter towards
These things or myself?

There was once a dream so shiny and new
I held it like a child holds a ballon, bright red and
Flouting so gently above me, its string tied to my tiny finger, but
Before I knew it the string was a chain and
The dream that I loved started giving me pain
It weighs me down now. I'm tired please
Wake me up later when something good comes...

I'll keep putting it off until I see my chance before me
No need to take that first step 'cuz I'm not
Comfortable with the situations, and too much work only
Makes me want to back up into a corner-- oh here it comes
Opportunity finally comes-- BUT
It's too good to be true, it's not what I wanted, it's
Too far away, I don't want to live alone, it might be
The wrong thing, I don't like the sound of it, it
Didn't work once so it won't work ever again, and
I'll just pretend it isn't real
And go back to sleep again

Years have passed now, tears are dry now, fears set in now
Dreams near dead now...
Holy shit! How could this be happening?
The fairy tale ending fading from view, and I see it now that
We're all birds trapped in a cage that we built, and it's
Sickening how full it is, and we'll mope about it in many ways, but
Actual action will never take place 'cuz we're too afraid, we're
TOO AFRAID of what might happen, and it's DIGGING into me

And all I feel is silence screaming, nails ramming through my head
And glass shards tearing at my mind 'cuz depression is ruling
All of my inner being, cuz I know I can't do this
I believe I can't do all of this
I kinda think I won't be able to do all of this, I dunno
I just don't know if I can do this, it may not be
Possible for me to do this, but I kinda HAVE to do this
I really think I maybe should try to do this
I really fucking think I ought to maybe do this
I definitely think I really should do this!
Why is it that I cannot fucking do this?
I always thought before that I could do this!
There's really no reason I shouldn't do this
I really want to BREAK THESE CHAINS and do this!!
It hurts but I have to fucking do this
I don't want to-- yes I want to-- I have to do this
I really think that I was meant to do this
It's time to do this, through death or through destiny

The first step's always deadly deep
I fear its wicked depths
Where will it take me, and will I live through it?
Well I'm starting to care so much less about that
Because waiting is worse than taking the fall...

OK, so I turned 27 last Friday (June 2nd).

This is how I spent it (WARNING: mild gory detail... not the kind you think...don't say I didn't warn you)

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DA has quite a few annoying art classifications. some of them are as follows.

1.) "Everything I draw looks like Lion King!"
2.) "Everything I draw looks like Balto!"
3.) "OMG NOTHING BUT NEOPETS!!"
4.) "Skinny, pissy guys with guns? NOBODY'S done THAT before!!"
5.) "All my characters have that emotionless anime :D face."
6.) "I want attention SO bad, I'll draw yaoi of obscure/minor characters that everyone else forgot about."
7.) "If I trace/rip this girl's character, I'll somehow also gain her popularity!!"
8.) "I use the same giant boobs, large hips, and skinny waistline for EVERY FEMALE BODY I DRAW~~!"
9.) "Wow! Invader Zim was so easy to draw~ BEHOLD MY ZIM CLONES!!!"
10.) "There is NOTHING wrong with underage/incestual/blatantly-OOC yaoi! NOTHING I tell you!!!"
11.) "Dragon Ball + Sonic the Hedgehog + System of a Down/Linkin Park= MY WET DREAM!!"
12.) "It says 'do not post porn' but I do it anyway, and nobody does anything about it because I'm POPULUR!!"
13.) "I'm so popular on DA, people would fav scans of my poop."
14.) "Everything I draw is based off of ONE ANIME/VIDEO GAME!"
15.) "BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!"
16.) "I live out my lolita fetish through my cute artwork!"
17.) "Welcome to the 'We all draw the same style and are therefore too good for you' ELITIST CLUB!!"
18.) "I don't have so much a gallery as I have other peoples' renditions of my dragon-phoenix-fox-unicorn-griffin-immortal-warrior-with-DBZ-powers-and-angel/devil-wings..."
19.) "I found these pics on an obscure anime site... I'll claim them as mine and NOOOBODY will EVER know~~"
20.) " I do nothing but photograph naked chicks, which I never get in trouble for because all the pervs on DA love their free porn that they can claim they enjoy for its... 'artistic value' On top of it all, half my shit becomes Daily Devs. LIFE IS GOOD!"

In case anyone's been wondering where the hell I've been...

I been here at my friend Chris snowdon's house. Chris is a college buddy of mine, and he does the online comic--

http://www.steampowered.net Check it out, yo.

Anyhow, I went to Anime Cental to get me some moolah. That went fine and all... but then, after paying bills and rent, I found I had no money to GET BACK HOME!!

So I took on a few more commissions, and now I'm all set to be back just in time for my friend's wedding and Anthrocon.

After anthrocon, I'm gonna try to finally finish up my portfolio. For REAL this time.

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalked again, a rant by gunnmouth. kamicheetah is stalking gunnmouth kamicheetah’s REAL name : Ferraro Warfield kamicheetah’s REAL DOB : 28th April 1984 Height :160 cm Weight : 76.8 kg kamicheetah has dreamt about you : 11 times kamicheetah became interested in you : 11th December 2004 kamicheetah’s latest dream about you gunnmouth is awoken by the heavy breathing of kamicheetah who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen. This is how kamicheetah describes your relationship behind your back ‘We are just really good friends at the moment. I’d honestly cut off my arm to be with them though’ kamicheetah’s been stealing stuff from your house too. You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well kamicheetah has them. They’ve even started modifying their body for you kamicheetah made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines I wanna be your dog baby. Woof fucking woof, I’m coming to get you in my sheepskin jacket. The Police No. calls to the police : 17 times Your Last Call to The Police "My names gunnmouth, I’m ringing to report a stalker. Who is it? I don’t know their real name. I met them off an online community called Livejournal. Their username is kamicheetah. They’ve been sending me used condoms through the post. Could you please do something about this quickly? My mother opened the last letter. She nearly died of shock. Thanks" kamicheetah’s Police File Society will be much more dangerous if kamicheetah is free. Testimonies about kamicheetah stickdevil - Balding slut ‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked kamicheetah. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’ silvermane_mk - Loves staring at dead bodies ‘kamicheetah and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I’m glad now we didn’t. What a fucking creep.’ strider_orion - Flaccid Pornstar ‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! kamicheetah? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’

So... the TRUTH is revealed!!

The NEW Smash bros video.

http://media.revolution.ign.com/media/748/748545/vids_1.html


Make SURE to watch it all the way to the end.

Then you will know why I'M SO.... MOTHERFRICKIN'..... HAPPY!!!!!!